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On Earth, you are either a Vegemite or a Marmite person. War’s have begun about which one is better on toast. There have been murders trying to decide if it is politically correct to have Vegemite with lettuce. I have even known someone to use Vegemite as a coolant in their car, and when their father found out – disowned them because they are a Marmite family
Today we will do a nice and friendly Vegemite and Marmite marinated chicken.
Items and required items
250 grams of Marmite
250 grams of Vegemite
250 ml of water
50 grams of sugar
1 lemon
500 grams of chicken breast
Step 1
De-juice the lemon, any way you like (blender, squizzed etc) into a bowl. Add the sugar and mix well.
Step 2
Add the Marmite, Vegemite and water. Mix again.
Step 3
You can either dice the chicken or add it whole – your choice – into the above mix
Step 4
Place in fridge and leave for 4 to 8 hours
Step 5
Remove the chicken and fry it on a pan. Add a little oil if required. Add additional marinade as you go. You don’t want it to get burnt as it has a chance to catch fire
And there you have it, marinade vegemite and marmite chicken
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This is fun and brings back a ton of childhood memories. But it can be dangerous! So please only attempt to cook authentic mash mellows over a fire if you are a responsible adult I would hate for anyone to get a splinter from the wood
Ingredients and required items
2 or 3 packs of mash mellows – ensure you have different flavours
2 or 3 planks of wood
A dozen or so smaller twigs
Step 1
First we need a fire. A fire is actually pretty hard to produce these days. There are fire alarms, smoke detectors and dozens of bad chemicals inside the wood. In fact, smoking is safer in the long run! So – create a fire somehow using the wood above.
Step 2
Grab a mash mellow or dozen, skewer onto the twigs and place over the wire for about 20 seconds. You can spin them a little or try and poke someone while its hot – its your choice
Step 3
Go to step 1, and repeat until all mash mellows are gone
(This one is for http://twitter.com/stinginthetail re here, let there be less fire in your life and more warmth)
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Oats. Everyone loves them. But do you ever get the feeling they are far too healthy? So, let's deep-fry them. The best of the oil world mixed with oats. What could go wrong?
Ingredients and required items
Oats - I like the stuff which include dried fruits
Oil - about 4 litters worth should be enough
Milk
Deep Fryer
Sugar or Chocolate (optional)
Step 1
Fill the Deep Fryer with Oil. Let it reach boiling point and let it boil for around two minutes.
Step 2
Add the oats. They will take around one minute to be ready. Depending on the size of your deep fryer, you may not be able to do them all at the same time.
Step 3
Remove oats using a strainer from the deep fryer and place in a bowl and let it cook for around 5 minutes.
Step 4
Add milk. You may add sugar or chocolate if you like.
Ignore the cat, he was pretty interested in the deep fried oats, but that could be because I added some chocolate?
